Veverka - it means Squirrel! Those crazy bastards are serving Squirrel Soup!
You've seen "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" yeah? Well, what better way to start turning people into unthinking fleshy robots controlled by the collective squirrel consciousness than serving them Squirrel! Squirrel meat is rich in squirrel genes, which we all know they have been manipulating for the past several years in their underground laboratories (hibernation? Right, damn clever ruse. Feed the bears enough Roofies, and soon people get to thinking that all those cute little fuzzy animals that we don't see during the winter are sleeping. Sleeping! Boy, did we fall for that one!) It explains why the bodies of the Suicide Squirrels (click here SSDC to see what the hell this is all about)are never found - they need them to feed us their virus like genes! Mutant squirrel RNA! Be careful what you eat, if it tastes like chicken, beware! Be very aware! Mad Cow disease is nothing compared to this, Squirrelly Squirrel Syndrome.
We need to be united on this one, people, we have to stick together as race if we are to survive this! Imagine communist republicans - this is worse! We need to watch each other's backs as best we can. WE have to be on the lookout for strange behavior from our friends and neighbors. Sudden predilection to collecting nuts, new interest in tree climbing, being drawn to toy stores with cute little stuffed squirrels - these are just a few of the warning signs.
Is it my imagination, or are Little Bush's cheeks a bit on the puffy side?
Together, we will survive!
...fuego
